cute guy: I was at the grocery store next door and thought I would come in and pick up a scrapbook magazine for my wife.
me (thinking): aw, how sweet!
me (saying): does she have any subscriptions so that we don't duplicate?
cute guy: I don't know. she's always ripping out pages and showing them to me.
me (saying): well, how about a book.
cute guy: that sounds good.
me (thinking): I wonder if there are anymore like him at home.
me (saying): this is a brand new book so there's a good chance that she doesn't have it.
me (thinking): I love this book. It's on my "to buy" list.

cute guy: this looks great. I think she'll like it.
me (thinking): okay, seriously, how about a brother or maybe a father?
me (saying): she'll definitely love it.
cute guy: now I need to look at some totes and stuff. something for Valentine's Day.
me (thinking): okay, will you marry me?
6 comments:
LOL! I especially burst out when you thought "does he have a father?"!!
Seriously cracking me up!
Carmen
That's a great book!!!!! And I'm sooo telling Bill your shopping around. LOL!
what a sweetie!
and great suggestion on the book. it's on my wish list...
Great suggestion for the book. And do you think you could send him to WI for awhile??? Or at least have him talk to my DH??
Carrie
Are you sure he was married?
Crap
Are you sure he was married?
Crap
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